Dave Attell

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5 total works indexed

1. Observation of Gravitational Waves from a Binary Black Hole Merger

   · 2016 · cited 11,437x

2. GW170817: Observation of Gravitational Waves from a Binary Neutron Star Inspiral

   · 2017 · cited 8,081x

3. Quantum supremacy using a programmable superconducting processor

   · 2019 · cited 6,499x

4. Neuroinflammation in Alzheimer's disease

   · 2015 · cited 5,504x

5. The Immune Landscape of Cancer

   · 2018 · cited 4,676x

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Quotes

• “I went to see the shuttle go up. There was nobody there; I was the only guy there. Everybody was at NASCAR. Who's your favorite astronaut? If you could only fuck one astronaut, who would it be? Mission specialist Blabadahdah? But NASCAR, now that's something different. 'Cause goin' to outer space -- that's for nerds. But driving quickly in a circle...hmm, who isn't wet?”
• “Ever wrestle your dog 'til you cum?”
• “Florida looks like a gigantic penis! Doesn't it? Have you ever googled it? It looks like a gigantic peener! About to shoot a load of freedom all over Cuba. A bukkake of choices and ideas.”
• “That was funny, yet sad. Kind of like getting tit-fucked by a clown.”

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