boner

name

1. A surname.

noun

Etymology: Etymology tree English bone Proto-Indo-European *-yósder. Proto-Italic *-āzijos Latin -āriusnom. Latin -āriusbor. Proto-Germanic *-ārijaz Proto-West Germanic *-ārī Old English -ere Middle English -ere English -er English boner From bone + -er.

1. An erect penis.

   “Boys often refer to their enlarged penis as an "erection," a "boner," or a "hard on."”

   “Why do guys get boners when they wake up in the morning?”

2. An erect penis.

   “Why do politicians have such a boner for meaningless memorials?”

3. One who or that which removes bones.
4. A blunder; a silly mistake.

   “He really pulled a boner that time!”

   “SO! THEY LAUGH AT MY BONER, WILL THEY?? I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!”

5. A trombonist