fap
verb
- masturbate
Wiktionary
Pronunciation: /fæp/
adj
Etymology: Of unknown origin. First attested in 1616 in The Merry Wives of Windsor by William Shakespeare.
- Drunk.
“BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.”
intj
Etymology: Onomatopoeic Internet neologism from the sound of penile masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.
- Indicates that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.
“I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!”
“She's single?... *fap fap fap*”
noun
Etymology: Onomatopoeic Internet neologism from the sound of penile masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.
- A session of masturbation.
“I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.”
- Pornography.
verb
Etymology: Onomatopoeic Internet neologism from the sound of penile masturbation, originally used in English translations of some adult Japanese manga, and popularized on the Internet by the webcomic The Thin H Line/Sexy Losers and other online sources.
- To masturbate.
“For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?”