poo

“Petulant and pouty, Stephanie herself says things like, ‘Oh, poo.’”

“To date, the only Poos who have received any serious attention from the AKC are the Labradoodle (Labrador Retriever and Poodle) and the Cockapoo (Cocker Spaniel and Poodle).”

“There’s no club for Maltipoo breeders yet, so your best bet is to look for a breeder of other Poo dogs.”

“The dog practically has to poo on his shoe before he can make the pinch.”

“People had to poo in bags, you see. Jan had to get on the public address system and explain to thousands of disbelieving passengers that “number ones” could be done in the shower but “number twos” must be done in the red biohazard bags being distributed, then placed in corridors for collection by unnamed staff, none of whom chose to appear in this documentary.”

“Most babies I knew then had on introduction either howled or pooed their pants.”

“We all know what happened to them—they... poohed their pants.”