professor
noun
- academic title at universities and other post-secondary education and research institutions in most countries
- stock character; common generic name for fictional characters who fill the role of doctors, scientists, or mad scientists
Wiktionary
noun
- The title for someone who holds the job of professor.
- A mock title for a person seen as pedantic or obsessive on a topic.
“This is just what I wanted. I got professor environment pants over here, and I can't get my jetski started. How am I gonna get back?”