stoner

name

1. A surname.

noun

Etymology: From Middle English stoner, stonere, stonare, staner, equivalent to stone + -er (agent noun suffix) or -er (measurement suffix).

1. One who stones.

   “At eight you thought of boys as cat drowners and bird stoners. At nine there was another reason for boys' existence: they either noticed you or they didn't, and it desperately mattered which.”

2. A machine to remove the stones (pits) from fruit.
3. A habitual user of cannabis.

   “"You're useless when you're high on catnip, you know that?" "Mewww mew?" "No I will NOT put on Dark Side of the Moon and the Wizard of Oz for you. Goddamned stoner cat."”

4. Someone or something that weighs a certain number of stones.