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David Cross

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Professional footballer (born 1950)

Person · Open Library

Born
1948
Works
32

Top works

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type
Person
Gender
Male
Origin
United States
Active from
1964-04-04
comedy

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Listeners
125,180
Total plays
3,020,635

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comedystand-upstand-up comedyspoken wordProgressive rock

There are at least two artists called David Cross: (1) an American actor, writer and comedian and (2) an English progressive rock musician. 1) David Cross (born April 4, 1964 in Atlanta, Georgia) is an American actor, writer, and comedian. David Cross grew up in Roswell, Georgia and briefly attended Emerson College in Massachusetts but dropped out almost immediately after enrolling to begin his stand-up career. He was part of several comedy troupes in the Boston area <a href="https://www.last.

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Quotes

  • I thought it was really odd at how much people freaked out at Katrina. You'd think they'd be worried about something important. 'Oh my God, look! George Bush is just appointing all his friends into office and we're in an unfounded war...' But no- 'Fuck that! That nigger's stealing some potato chips!'
  • I really don't have a problem with gay marriage... because I'm tolerant and rational.
  • [On marketing and commercials] HENDERSON VALLEY EGGS! You're gonna love our eggs!!!... [cut to small granny in rockin chair] I like eggs the old fashioned way. [return to youth] "Fuck you granny!" [punch mimic]
  • I don't remember ordering the Christian sandwich...
  • If you wanna find out 101 things to do with plums, heh, read your in-flight magazine.
  • [After reading an article on Miles for Kids in an inflight journal] What [President of the Airline] is doing is, he's urging everyone to give up their frequent flyer miles for sick kids... But as I was reading this, there were two empty seats next to me. Why can't sick kids sit there? If they're so concerned with sick kids, shouldn't they have like a pen of sick kids next to the gate?

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date of birth
1950-12-08
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