Jack Handey

Person · Open Library

Born

1949

Works

15

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type

Person

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Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners

172

Total plays

673

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Recent publications · Crossref

5 total works indexed

1. A simple method for displaying the hydropathic character of a protein

   · 1982 · cited 18,578x

2. Global burden of 369 diseases and injuries in 204 countries and territories, 1990–2019: a systematic analysis for the Global Burden of Disease Study 2019

   · 2020 · cited 15,380x

3. Accurate structure prediction of biomolecular interactions with AlphaFold 3

   · 2024 · cited 13,382x

4. The diagnosis of dementia due to Alzheimer's disease: Recommendations from the National Institute on Aging‐Alzheimer's Association workgroups on diagnostic guidelines for Alzheimer's disease

   · 2011 · cited 13,270x

5. APACHE II

   · 1985 · cited 13,181x

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Quotes

• “If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.”
• “I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world because they'd never expect it.”
• “If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."”
• “It takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.”
• “IF YOU ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let 'em go, because man, they're gone.”
• “TO ME, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."”

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Wikidata facts

Official website

www.deepthoughtsbyjackhandey.com

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