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Michael McIntyre

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British comedian

Person · Open Library

Works
14

Top works

  • Mastering the Art of Leadership
  • Life and Laughing
  • Slavic Village
  • Next Level Life
  • Science, Music, and Mathematics

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type
Person
Gender
Male
Origin
United Kingdom
Active from
1976-02-21

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Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners
2,400
Total plays
17,850

Tags

standup comedycomedycomedianhumorstand-up

Born and raised in Muswell Hill, London, he is half Canadian/Hungarian and educated at Arnold House before attending public school. His father was Ray Cameron, who wrote with Barry Cryer for Kenny Everett. Cameron and Michael's mother were divorced when Michael was seven, and ten years later, Cameron (who had emigrated to the USA) suddenly died of a heart attack when McIntyre was 17. In 2008, Michael referred to his appearance (as well as his newborn <a href="https://www.last.fm/music/Michael+Mc

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Quotes

  • I take the shopping in, ladies and gentlemen... in one fucking go. [mimics weighing himself down with shopping] "Get the door! Get the door!" She's like, "Shoes off!"… "FUCK OFF!"
  • Scottish Guy heckled... "You're a bastard, Michael." … Oh I might not be, but I know that's the first word of a newborn Scottish baby!
  • My son's got two words: "car" and "map", that's all he can say. [baby voice] "Car, car, map, car!" [normal voice] I'm fairly worried he's trying to escape. So if the next word is "passport," we're in serious trouble.
  • [imitating a scottish person] (on Scottish money) I think you'll find pal, that's legal tender.
  • [on Valentine's cards] Just last week I wrote "I still love you. See last year's card for full details."
  • I went "0-7..." and he actually went "Slow down!" So I went "0..." and he went "0-7-0..." "No! 0-7..." "0-7-0-0-7..." "No! 0...7..." "0-7-0-0-7-0-7" "Start again!" "How's Susan?" "Not the conversation, the number! That's not my number!" "Giving me a fake number?! Don't you want me to call?!" "No, no...!" Anyway, he hasn't called.

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Wikidata facts

Instance of
human
Given name
James
Family name
McIntyre
Gender
male
Citizenship
Canada
Occupation
writer
Languages spoken
English language
Image
Michael McIntyre - Soho Theatre - Monday 15th May 2017 McIntyreSoho150517-3 (34521895292) (cropped).jpg
Number of children
2
Residence
Hampstead
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date of birth
1976-02-21
birth name
Michael Hazen James McIntyre
Commons category
Michael McIntyre
relative
Sophie Ward
social media followers
1233717
different from
Michael McIntyre
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