Nicole Hollander

Quotes

• “(Woman psychic) In June of 1987, men will begin talking about their feelings; women all over America will be sorry within minutes.”
• “(Sylvia) You almost never see a real lady popping out of a cake.”
• “(Sylvia at typewriter) On Getting Old in America. By Sylvia. Page One. 1. Best to do it somewhere else.”
• “(Dr. Paul Johns, animal linguist, on cats) It seems their entire language consists of two phrases, uttered with varying degrees of intensity: "Hurry that dinner, willya" and "Everything here is mine." (p. 35)”
• “(Sylvia to blindfolded cat) Just put your paw on the map, and that's where we'll go for our vacation. It's a big country, and yet you picked Cleveland.”
• “(Voice on television) Midol relives the special pain that women get (Sylvia) when they realize they picked the wrong man, again.”

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