Alan Coren
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- Works
- 21
Top works
- Thrass Sing A Long Book
- Golfing for Cats
- Chocolate and cuckoo clocks
- The lady from Stalingrad Mansions by Alan Coren (1977-08-05)
- The sanity inspector
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- Total plays
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Recent publications · Crossref
5 total works indexed
- MEGA6: Molecular Evolutionary Genetics Analysis Version 6.0
· 2013 · cited 34,687x
- The ERA5 global reanalysis
· 2020 · cited 22,639x
- Reproducible, interactive, scalable and extensible microbiome data science using QIIME 2
· 2019 · cited 19,944x
- Initial sequencing and analysis of the human genome
· 2001 · cited 18,517x
- DeepLab: Semantic Image Segmentation with Deep Convolutional Nets, Atrous Convolution, and Fully Connected CRFs
· 2018 · cited 17,808x
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Quotes
- “In the days when the keepers of the house shall tremble, and the strong men shall bow themselves, and the grinders cease because they are few, and those that look out of the windows be darkened, I know one boy who won't be sweating. I intend to raise my coffin-lid briskly, throw a few things into an overnight bag, and, whistling something appropriate, prepare to meet my Maker.”
- “Disneyworld ... is a historical reconstruction as sanitised as the Kremlin's, and a future vision as uncognisant of contemporary pointers as Peter Pan's. It is a magic carpet under which everything has been swept.”
- “Does not even the most sexually democratic of us, among which number I unquestionably count myself, not choke back the tiniest sob at the sight of poor old Denis [Thatcher] stumbling along behind, struggling pitifully to hold his trilby on, as the PM strides across Goose Green with the wind managing only to make her hair look more [[Medusa|Medusan, and the very mines praying she will not crush them under-heel?”
- “A long, soft sigh, one of those very Italian sighs that express so much, that say "Ah, signor, if only this world were an ideal world, what would I not give to be able to do as you ask, we should sit together in the Tuscan sunshine, you and I, just two men together, and we should drink a bottle of the good red wine, and we should sing, ah, how we should sing."”
- “The word "souvenir" has, of course, slightly extended itself in meaning until it now denotes almost anything either breakable or useless; but even today, ninety per cent of the items covered by the word are forgettable objects in which cigarettes can be left to go stale.”
- “Since Switzerland has nothing else to identify it…and since both its national products, snow and chocolate, melt, the cuckoo clock was invented solely in order to give tourists something solid to remember it by.”
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- date of death
- 2007-10-18
- date of birth
- 1938-06-27
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1938 births2007 deaths20th-century English non-fiction writers21st-century English writersAlumni of Wadham College, OxfordBurials at Hampstead CemeteryCoren familyDeaths from cancer in EnglandEnglish magazine editorsEnglish male comediansEnglish male journalistsEnglish satiristsHarkness FellowsJewish English comediansJewish English writersJewish humoristsPeople educated at East Barnet SchoolPunch (magazine) peopleRectors of the University of St AndrewsUC Berkeley College of Letters and Science alumniWriters from LondonYale Graduate School of Arts and Sciences alumni