Dittsche

thumb|The diner during a film shot (exterior view) thumb|The film location: a real diner in Hamburg Dittsche: Das wirklich wahre Leben (English: The Really Real Life) is a German improvisation comedy television show starring Olli Dittrich and Jon Flemming Olsen.

Olli Dittrich plays the unemployed Dittsche, who frequents a local fast food diner and converses with the proprietor about current events, drawing heavily on bizarre tabloid headlines to formulate perplexingly insane theories about their background. Schildkröte (German word for turtle), a bar regular (played by Franz Jarnach), looks on mostly passively in the background.