Doug Stanhope

Person · Open Library

Works

5

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type

Person

Gender

Male

Origin

United States

Active from

1967-03-25

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Listeners

77,079

Total plays

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Doug Stanhope (born March 25, 1967) is an American stand-up comedian. Stanhope's career began in 1990 in Las Vegas, Nevada. He was the host of Comedy Central's The Man Show for its two final seasons and has appeared on ABC's The View. He has also produced and starred in "Invasion of the Hidden Cameras" (a project for the Fox Broadcasting network). Stanhope has made appearances at several major comedy festivals, including the Montreal Just For Laughs <a href="https://www.last.fm/music/Doug+Stanh

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Recent publications · Crossref

5 total works indexed

1. Prodigal: prokaryotic gene recognition and translation initiation site identification

   · 2010 · cited 11,856x

2. Circos: An information aesthetic for comparative genomics

   · 2009 · cited 9,909x

3. Genome-wide association study of 14,000 cases of seven common diseases and 3,000 shared controls

   · 2007 · cited 7,930x

4. The genomic and transcriptomic architecture of 2,000 breast tumours reveals novel subgroups

   · 2012 · cited 5,272x

5. An Integrated Genomic Analysis of Human Glioblastoma Multiforme

   · 2008 · cited 4,972x

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Quotes

• “Wanting more. Having your cake or eating your cake are fine. Not even wanting cake is where you get fucked.”
• “Whether the reasoning for these laws is insurance costs, more opportunities for random taxation through traffic stops, curbing lost production or any other justification that could be offered, the bottom line is that it isn't governments place. You own your body. No legislation should infringe on that.”
• “Are there any vice cops in here? You dicks. How do you do that for a living? I don't understand. I first read these stories and I think, "Don't you have real crime to fight somewhere?" But then you think about it. Vice cops don't fight real crime. That's not their job. Real cops fight real crime. A vice cop's only job is to fuck up the party.”
• “I hate when your friends quit drinking on you, don't you? It's sad. I've lost more friends to A.A. than Liberace did to the virus. It's sad to see 'em go. You see a thirty day chip on your buddy's key ring, it's like seeing a toe tag on his cold, stiff corpse.”
• “Life is like animal porn. It's not for everyone.”
• “Suicide is another thing that's so frowned upon in this society, but honestly, life isn't for everybody. It really isn't. It's sad when kids kill themselves 'cause they didn't really give it a chance, but life is like a movie. If you've sat through more than half of it and it sucked every second so far, it probably isn't gonna get great right at the very end for you and make it all worthwhile. No one should blame you for walking out early.”

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