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Paula Poundstone

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American stand-up comedian

Person · Open Library

Works
12

Top works

  • Nancy's Bookshelf
  • Conversations with Writers
  • Plenty of Pretty Good Jokes (Prairie Home Companion)
  • North By Northwest
  • Venn Can We Be Friends?

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Music · MusicBrainz

Type
Person
Gender
Female
Origin
United States
Active from
1959-12-29

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Listeners · Last.fm

Listeners
3,363
Total plays
35,656

Tags

stand-upcomedyhumor

Appearing on stage with a stool, a microphone, and a can of Diet Pepsi, PAULA POUNDSTONE is famous for her razor-sharp wit and spontaneity. The Boston Globe said, “Poundstone improvises with a crowd like a Jazz musician…swinging in unexpected directions without a plan, without a net.” Paula is so quick and unassuming that audience members at her live shows often leave complaining that their cheeks hurt from laughter and debating whether the random people she talked to were “plants”. <a href="h

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Quotes

  • I was one of the first people to almost actually vomit over hearing the use of the phrase "family values" and I pride myself on never having fallen for the idea that Barbara Bush was sweet and grandmotherly. I met Barbara Bush and, as I expected, she was a tank with eyes, not a nice person at all and why should that blow anybody away?
  • I have terrible short-term memory loss, which I like to think of as Presidential eligibility.
  • They're not going to teach science at all. What they do is take the science students down to the lake, tie them in burlap sacks and throw them in. If God thinks they're good science students, they float.
  • I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name and apparently that's the key to the whole thing right there. I go in every few weeks and guess.

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